deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

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vinegod:

Cops be like.. by Rudy Mancuso

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tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

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brilliantfantasticgeronimo:

"Professor Yana was willing to die for the rest of humanity to be able to get to Utopia, John Smith died to allow the Doctor to defeat the Family and save the village. But in the end, once they become aware again of their true nature, they both reject humanity and mortality. The Master immediately sees his human self as a prison he’s finally free from; the Doctor fights nail and teeth to remain human, but once he becomes a Time Lord again, he doesn’t want to turn back either, even for the woman John Smith loved. As Joan says, in the end he was the braver of the two. If it’s human nature to cling to life, it certainly does seem to be in the nature of the Time Lords just as much, if not more so.

S2 introduced the ‘curse of the Time Lords’, being forced to watch those he loves age and die, and in The Lazarus Experiment Ten expressed an overwhelming tiredness of struggling and always losing everyone that matters. The ending of The Family of Blood complicates both these statements and puts the weariness of ‘watching everything turn to dust’ into perspective, because in the end for him life still is a choice, the choice Jack so desperately wants. And so is being a Time Lord.
The Doctor’s tragedy isn’t that he can’t have an ordinary life, it’s the paradox that he can’t have it because it isn’t in his nature to want it enough to accept the consequences. (…)”  [x]

8 hours ago on September 22nd, 2014 | J | 592 notes

maddehhey:

assbutt-astronaut:

imjusttoocooltohaveagoodurl:

I sometimes wonder if Americans get this part of the film, because basically all the Swans in England belong to the Queen and it’s against the law to kill one, and because they’re Police Officers, they obviously can’t break the law so they save the Swan

I am an american and I had no idea thank

I am british and I had no idea thank

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kardashy:

i found my senior quote

kardashy:

i found my senior quote

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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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-teesa-:

9.17.14

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myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

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tinalikesbutts:

OH NO
WHATEVER SHALL I DO

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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